I am thirty-two and stupid💖
Tell me you love me as much as I do
London. Virgo. NonBinary. Slut. Switch. 6ft6. 32. They/He. Taken🧜♂️
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I understand the “I will die for you” ship dynamic, but what about the “I will not let you die, I will not let myself die- we will, at any cost, survive” kind of couple?
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stuffing penis into the vending machine coin slot like Yessss you little slut take it. i’ll have a sprite please
pennies. what i meant to say was pennies.
Official I Call Bullshit What Vending Machine Accepts Pennies Post
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“Blah! It’s me, the alien! I’m gonna getcha! I’m the alien!”
- the alien from Alien (1979)
she never said this. stop spreading misinformation.
She was thinking it though.
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“Pietà”, 2023 by Jonathon Kent Adams. oil on canvas
“sex/romance/empathy makes us human,” they say. awful. pathetic. what makes us human is the urge to set things on fire
you’re actually correct!
Cooking is the one thing that only humans do and can be directly linked to the increase in our brain size
Burning the mammoth flank just a lirtle instead of eating it raw gives grug more calorie to think. Grug thinking about color symbolism in silence of the lambs
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